AMVCA 2018 : THE BEAUTIFUL, THE UGLY AND THE INSTANTLY TERRIBLE DRESSES
AMVCA 2018
The Africa Magic Viewers Choice Award is Nigeria's own Grammy and so we all look forward to it every year. This is the season where we get aso ebi inspired style from our celebrities and this period, they always outdo themselves to look peng and smashing, of course there are the best dresses, the terrible dresses and the no-no dresses we see each year and this year was no exception.
After careful consultation with the fashion police, I present to you the best dressed celebrities and why they are:,
Rita Dominic, the ageless style icon never disappoints, its like she was born to slay red carpets and the color complements her skin tone, we love it.
Toni tones came out looking like she was made for this, effortless slaying, we couldn't agree more. The color of the gown really suits her skin and she carried the dress withe Xtra sauce, we love.
Meg Tanwa's princess gown is goals. This is the type you wear like the queen that you are and walk down queenville uninterrupted. I say carry on Meg, we love love love it.
The ugly dresses:
These set of people are beautiful, but their dresses were borderline off the slay queendom we wanted to see, so after careful consultation with the fashion police, we presecribed some purnishment for them and let them off the hook:
Ermm, sister, you look like someone who wants to commit suide in this dress, I mean, who made this dress? The shoulder area, what was she thinking? We forgive her for turning up like this even though the color of the dress is beautiful, we would have recommended she sow the dress to charity, but we don't want suicide deaths again in the country, so, we say, Lilian give it back to that designer to redo. You may go and dress bad no more.
Ermm, aunty Tboss what's wrong Na? The dress is beautiful but doesn't complement Tboss body. It made her look fat and we know she ain't fat, someone said she looked like buns inside the dress, but we won't say it. Tboss, give this dress to someone bigger, we dont care to know how much you bought it, that's your punishment.
Ah ah, aunty, "We don't know your name" what happened? Did you get a wrong memo or you came to the wrong address or your cloth simply disappeared and you had to improvise? Because we are not understanding this dress o, too much frills. Look like those dresses women of old wore before fashion evolved. After due consultation with the fashion police, we decided to take your dress to an "Obioma" to remove the excess frills, don't thank us, we are only trying to save fashion.
The instantly terrible:
Heys "sister see through dress," what's this na? Don't you know your butt is showing? As the head of fashion police, I hereby give you my wrapper to tie around that dress so that Nigerians won't finish it on social media, don't thank me yet.
Bam bam, I cannot but cry for you, what? Who is your stylist? You should sack her, but if you had no say in that dress, we don't blame you at all, as this is what free dress can cause, we still blame the stylist. What was she thinking?, making a statement? Yeah, you made enough. The furs are freaking much, did you use a whole chicken feather? Fashion police thinks you used like ten or more chicken or rooster feathers but, please just throw this dress away. I hereby recommend you take it to the farm so all the chickens can mourn their dead friends, thank you.
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Mr. Director, we know you are trying to be cultured hence the dress, but c'mon, you could have done better. Fashion police hereby seize this dress and sentence you to intense production of movies, we ban you from attending award ceremonies until you learn how to dress appropriately.
Aunty on red, is that ankara, real Ankara? Jeez, this has got to be the worst dress at this event? Were you bundled to the event blindfolded? Please do not come out next time and we are seizing this dress to be used as extra rag at the village square asap.
That's all we have for you from fashion police.
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