WHO DID WE OFFEND IN LAGOS?

Written by Amarachi Ogbonnaya.

Who else is feeling this heat? I have finished melting inside this bus, its only my hair that is still intact and soaked, then to crown it all, there is a mad traffic on the road.

Have y'all noticed that harmattan is gone? I am sure Lagos pipo offended the person or thing in charge of breeze.

Me, ayam just feeling sorry for these IJGBs that are in town for Christmas, I'm sure we will be hearing phrases laik, "Back in the states, shii like this don't happen." 😋

Or just imagine one of them toasting you decides to follow you and enter public bus to form, "Down to earth" and Lagos traffic holds y'all, plix my sistur, don't bother, hucle wee not call you again because he would have used yo to finish everyone on the bus 😁.

In other news, this bouncer guy beside me has used his strong hand to finish me 😢
He just sat down like he owns the damn bus, in my next life, I wantu be a bouncer too so that I can spread very well and use my big body and injure pipo in buses. 😋😂

How is your Monday morning going?? Me I have a long day today and I start off in this heat, terrible.

Anyways, I will be giving out VIP tickets tomorrow to you my lovely readers to see Moremi the musical from the 21st of december to 2nd january 2019, to say thank you for reading all these months, follow @diaryofawakanda on Instagram to participate. Caio.